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Relationship Jokes: A Man And His Wife Are Lying In Bed One Morning When Suddenly The Phone Rings


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Close call A man and his wife are lying in bed one morning when suddenly the phone rings.
the man answers and replies to the voice on the other end, "How the hell do i know?
i'm not a bloody weatherman!".
His wife, confused, asked who it was on the phone.
The man turns to her and replies, "
i don't know- some idiot asking if the coast is clear."

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