A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the t.v and said to his wife, 'Quick, bring me a beer before it starts'.
She looked a bit puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it he said, 'Quick bring me another beer.
Its gonna start.'
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone he said, 'Quick another beer before it starts.'
She blows her top.
You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Dont you realise that i cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?'
The husband gives a big heavy sigh.
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