A man settles down on a Sunday to read his paper.
5 minutes later his wife walks in and hits him across the back of the head.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'I was washing your jeans and checked the pockets and found this piece of paper with Anne Marie on it. Who is it then?' she rants.
The man thinks a moment.
'It was my horse.' he replied.
'Sorry' says his wife and she goes away.
The man settles down on a Sunday to read his paper.
5 minutes later his wife walks in a hits him across the back of the head with a frying pan!
'What was that for' he says to his wife.
'Your horse has called you on the phone!' she replies.
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