A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr.
Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he recieved this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
Next Joke: Soon after our last child left home for college my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap