A man dies and goes to Hell.
The devil greets him.
'You may choose which room you wish to enter.
Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you.
They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you.
So go on, pick a room.'
The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped.
The second room has someone being burned by a torch.
The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.
'I choose this room!'
the man says.
the devil says.
He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
'You can go now.
I've found your replacement.'