Three guys went up to heaven, as they came to the gate St peter was there and said to them, 'If you have done any sins you well go straight to hell or be punished some other way.'
So all the guys said, 'Ok'
Then St Peter said, 'But since heaven is so big you have to have some kind of transportation on wheels.'
Then St Peter asked the first guy, 'Have you ever cheated on your wife?'
And the guy said, 'Yes, but only 2.'
So he got a small compact car.
St Peter asked the second guy, 'Have you ever cheated on your wife?'
And he said, 'Yes but only once.'
So he got a small car but still bigger then the first guys car.
Then St peter asked the last guy, 'Have you ever cheated on your wife?'
And he said, 'No never!'
So he got a huge giant classic car, and he drove off happy.
The next day the first and second guy noticed that the guy with the big car was really upset, and they asked, 'What's wrong?'
And he said, 'I was driving around in my car, and I saw my wife.
She was on a skateboard!'
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