Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins.
The priest asks the first man what he did.
The man replies, 'I robbed a bank.'
The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man.
The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven.
The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him: 'And what sin have you committed?'
The third man replies, 'I pissed in the holy water!'
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