A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word 'fascinate'
in a sentence.
She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
'I saw an air show.
And it was very fascinating.'
'Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.''
She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
'I saw some monkeys.
They were very fascinating.'
'Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.''
Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
I got one!'
'Go ahead, Billy.'
'My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate.'
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