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School Jokes: On The First Day Of College

Male and Female Dorms On the first day of college, the Dean gave a speech about on-campus rules: 'The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time, and $180 the third time.
Are there any questions?'
At this point, a male student in the crowd raised his hand, 'How much for a season pass?'

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