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School Jokes: The Children Were Lined Up In

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
A nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE……God is watching.'
Further along the line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note: 'Take all you want……God is watching the apples.'



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