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School Jokes: There Was This Teacher Who Was

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.
Nobody she gave them a clue, 'It has a long neck.' One kid answered, 'Giraffe!'
Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.
Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue.
'This animal has stripes.' 'Zebra!'
one kid answered.
So she put up another one, that of a deer.
The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them 'what does your mother call your father?' Suddenly one child got up and answered 'HORNY BASTARD!'

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