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This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.

What is the clumsiest insect? The Bumbling Bee. What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive? "Honey, I'm Home!" What is a bee's favorite band? The Bee Gees. What was their #1 song? "Stay in the Hive."


Question:a man rides in to oklahoma on friday and stays for 3 days he leaves on friday how did he do it? answer: his horses name was friday......


Question:what do you call a deer with no eyes? Answer:no eye deer


what is a Mexicans favorite sport cross country


Kidz in the back seat cause trouble. and trouble in the back seat cause kidz


Why do midgets laugh when they play football? Because the grass tickles them up their ass.


Your so ugly That you made an Chinese man Open his eyes!


What did the apple say to the car? answer =crunch crunch


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends!


Your so ugly when u ever look in the mirror it cracks.


 


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