A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, 'Let's screw him!', the rabbi replied, 'Outta what?'
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!
what is a Mexicans favorite sport cross country
A young boy was crossing de road wit his father.
When de boy sees de approaching truck,he outta blue cried 'papa get ya ass in gear or dat truck will screw up ya ass!'
Kidz in the back seat cause trouble.
and trouble in the back seat cause kidz
Why was the waiter so good at tennis?
because she knew how to serve!
It was reported the other day that nine out of ten cows were being infected by a mad cow diesease, so one day a cow walks up to the other and says hey have heard about this mad cow diesease to which the other cow replies dont ask me im a helicopter
A POLICE OFFICER STOPS A BLONDE FOR SPEEDING AND ASKS HER VERY NICELY IF HE COULD SEE HER LICENSE SHE REPLIED IN A HUFF I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER JUST YESTERDAY YOU TAKE MY LICENSE AND THEN TODAY YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
answer: your to young to smoke
What did the apple say to the car?
answer =crunch crunch