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This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.

If girls with big boobies work at hooters, then do girls with 1 leg work at IHOP?


Why did the boy eat his homework?
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.


How do the mexicans cut the pizza?
with little ceasers


We are all human beans


How do tou make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogi in it!


A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, 'Let's screw him!', the rabbi replied, 'Outta what?'
1692


What do you get if you cross a elephant with a fish Swimming trunks


Question:What do you call a witch who lives in the sand?
Answer:sandwitch


Question my hen can lay 4 inchs tall egg can u bit that?answer yes i can with an egg biter


why did the football coach go to bank t get his quarter back


 



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