What is the clumsiest insect? The Bumbling Bee. What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive? "Honey, I'm Home!" What is a bee's favorite band? The Bee Gees. What was their #1 song? "Stay in the Hive."
Question:a man rides in to oklahoma on friday and stays for 3 days he leaves on friday how did he do it? answer: his horses name was friday......
Question:what do you call a deer with no eyes? Answer:no eye deer
what is a Mexicans favorite sport cross country
Kidz in the back seat cause trouble. and trouble in the back seat cause kidz
Why do midgets laugh when they play football? Because the grass tickles them up their ass.
Your so ugly That you made an Chinese man Open his eyes!
What did the apple say to the car? answer =crunch crunch
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends!
Your so ugly when u ever look in the mirror it cracks.