Why did the boy eat his homework?
because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
We are all human beans
How do the mexicans cut the pizza?
with little ceasers
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, 'Let's screw him!', the rabbi replied, 'Outta what?'
How do tou make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogi in it!
A young boy was crossing de road wit his father.
When de boy sees de approaching truck,he outta blue cried 'papa get ya ass in gear or dat truck will screw up ya ass!'
Question:What do you call a witch who lives in the sand?
why did the football coach go to bank t get his quarter back
Question my hen can lay 4 inchs tall egg can u bit that?answer yes i can with an egg biter
If girls with big boobies work at hooters, then do girls with 1 leg work at IHOP?