Short Jokes

This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.

Why was the waiter so good at tennis?
because she knew how to serve!

Question:a man rides in to oklahoma on friday and stays for 3 days he leaves on friday how did he do it?
answer: his horses name was friday......

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!

What did the left but cheek say to the right but cheek: you better not cross that line!!!!

You are so many at your home, that the last born is named e.t.c

Question:why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
answere:in case he got a hole in 1

What do you call a monky in a minefield A Baboom

A POLICE OFFICER STOPS A BLONDE FOR SPEEDING AND ASKS HER VERY NICELY IF HE COULD SEE HER LICENSE SHE REPLIED IN A HUFF I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER JUST YESTERDAY YOU TAKE MY LICENSE AND THEN TODAY YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU

WHY WAS SIX SCARED OF SEVEN?
BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE.

Question:what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer:no eye deer

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