Short Jokes
This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.Whats black and long?
The line at KFC
What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.
What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
'Honey, I'm Home!'
What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.
What was their #1 song?
'Stay in the Hive.'
Question:a man rides in to oklahoma on friday and stays for 3 days he leaves on friday how did he do it?
answer: his horses name was friday......
Why was the waiter so good at tennis?
because she knew how to serve!
They was three man named nobody,somebody and mad one day nobody and somebody was fighting the mad called the police.the police man answerd.hello help nobody is killing somebody the police man said are u mad and he said yes
A POLICE OFFICER STOPS A BLONDE FOR SPEEDING AND ASKS HER VERY NICELY IF HE COULD SEE HER LICENSE SHE REPLIED IN A HUFF I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER JUST YESTERDAY YOU TAKE MY LICENSE AND THEN TODAY YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU
Idaho?
No, udaho!
WHY WAS SIX SCARED OF SEVEN?
BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE.
Your father's dick is so small when he went to the bathroom he pissed on his balls.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
answer: your to young to smoke
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