Short Jokes

This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.

Your so ugly That you made an Chinese man Open his eyes!

They was three man named nobody,somebody and mad one day nobody and somebody was fighting the mad called the police.the police man answerd.hello help nobody is killing somebody the police man said are u mad and he said yes

Two deaf conversation: Man out the house for hunting saw by the neighbor asked;
are you going for hungting?
hunter replied;
no!
I'm going for hunting.
Neighbor;
my mistakes, thought you were going for hunting.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.

Idaho?
No, udaho!

Son: Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Dad: Sure.
Here you are.
Son: Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
Dad: What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?

Your so ugly when u ever look in the mirror it cracks.

Your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror your reflection wasnt there

Your father's dick is so small when he went to the bathroom he pissed on his balls.

What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.
What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
'Honey, I'm Home!'
What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.
What was their #1 song?
'Stay in the Hive.'

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