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This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.

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Why do clowns say hu huc because they have a beper in their throuts

Kidz in the back seat cause trouble.
and trouble in the back seat cause kidz

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.

Question:what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer:no eye deer

Why cant bikes stand alone?
because its two Tired

Your so ugly when u ever look in the mirror it cracks.

Son: Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Dad: Sure.
Here you are.
Son: Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
Dad: What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?

Two deaf conversation: Man out the house for hunting saw by the neighbor asked;
are you going for hungting?
hunter replied;
no!
I'm going for hunting.
Neighbor;
my mistakes, thought you were going for hunting.

Your so ugly That you made an Chinese man Open his eyes!

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