Why do clowns say hu huc because they have a beper in their throuts
Kidz in the back seat cause trouble.
and trouble in the back seat cause kidz
Question:what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer:no eye deer
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Why cant bikes stand alone?
because its two Tired
Son: Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Dad: Sure.
Here you are.
Son: Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
Dad: What's the matter?
Isn't half a million enough for you?
Your so ugly when u ever look in the mirror it cracks.
Who ever laughed at their parents fart?
Two deaf conversation: Man out the house for hunting saw by the neighbor asked;
are you going for hungting?
hunter replied;
no!
I'm going for hunting.
Neighbor;
my mistakes, thought you were going for hunting.