Short Jokes
This page contains 10 Short Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Short Jokes first.Who ever laughed at their parents fart?
What did the apple say to the car?
answer =crunch crunch
A boy and a girl went on a date to the movies.
When the movie started there was no sound.
Later on there still was no sound.
It took one stupid person to say 'Hey whose got the remote control'
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, 'Let's screw him!', the rabbi replied, 'Outta what?'
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what is a Mexicans favorite sport cross country
Why do midgets laugh when they play football?
Because the grass tickles them up their ass.
It was reported the other day that nine out of ten cows were being infected by a mad cow diesease, so one day a cow walks up to the other and says hey have heard about this mad cow diesease to which the other cow replies dont ask me im a helicopter
What do you call a nun who is sleepwalking?
a roman catholic!
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