If I was in a chat room and god started 2 pick on this guy called Steve that was in the room I would say 'Don't pick on Steve!'
and every1 else in the r00m would say 'I agree with that person'
then Steve would say 'Thanks for sticking up for me kid'
and Steve would PM me and say 'Come over for marshmallows and green tea and we can flame silly sausage posts in the forums'
and I would go over and Steve would say 'I'm really a zillionaire too and here's a zillion bucks'
and I would say 'Thanks Steve ya wanker'
but then I'd smile and say 'Just kidding Steve, just kidding.......'
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