WIFE: 'There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburettor.'
HUSBAND: 'Water in the carburettor?
WIFE: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.'
HUSBAND: 'You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?'
WIFE: 'In the pool.'
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