There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his big muscles and repeating, 'Ten tons of dynamite, ten tons of dynamite,'
while eyeing the females around.
One young lady was impressed and, with the intention of giving him a try, entered the tent with him.
She was out in a moment saying 'Huh, ten tons of dynamite, with half an inch of fuse?'
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