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Skeleton Jokes

This page contains 10 Skeleton Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Skeleton Jokes first.

What do you call a horny skeleton?
A boner!

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Funny jokes

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• Yo mama so old when i slapped her on
• A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building
• How do you know if a frenchman has been in your backyard
• Why are fish so smart
• One day a young girl asks her uncle if she could go to a movie
• Why didn’t the blonde make the gymnastics team
• A four year old little boy was at the doctors office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room
• A small two-seater cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central poland
• Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up
• Yo mama is so poor the change in her

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• What do you call a cross between a matador and a cute little puppy dog?
• A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man's son was in the operating room and the doctor said, "I can’t operate on you. You're my son." How is that possible?
• What are caterpillars afraid of?
• How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
• What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?
• What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
• You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
• What is gray and blue and very big?
• A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
• Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

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