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Thanksgiving Jokes

This page contains 10 Thanksgiving Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Thanksgiving Jokes first.

Turkey and Shit
During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were having friends and family over.
While mom was in the kitchen, she accidentally cut herself while cutting the turkey and yelled 'F*CK!'
Little Johnny came rushing in and asked 'Mommy, what does f*ck mean'?
And embarrassed, she answered 'It's just what I'm doing to the turkey, now go see what your fathers doing.'
So he did and went to the bathroom.
Dad was shaving and accidentally cut himself and yelled 'SH*T!'
Little Johnny asked 'Daddy, what does sh*t mean?'
'
It's what is on my face, now go answer the door'
he said embarrassedly.
So when little Johnny answered the door, one of the guest asked where his parents were.
'Oh'
he said.
'Mommy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and daddy's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face.

A pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!
Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.'
'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'all I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'

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