Break up valentines! Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS And now so do you!
Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect opportunity for marketing departments the world over to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions! Here are some that didnít quite make it off the drawing board: * Nevada State Tourism Board "Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs. * Ku Klux Klan valentineís day heart burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer Vatican Public Relations Office * "Naughty Altar Boy" limited edition ceramic figurine American Heart Association * Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart. Daughters of the American Revolution * Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam. PETA * Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Riversí Coat Competition National Society of Organ Donors * "My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As Iím Brain Dead)" cards. Department of Homeland Security * Moving the Valentineís Day National Warning System Code Red for a "High Risk of Loviní".