Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect opportunity for marketing departments the world over to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions!
Here are some that didn't quite make it off the drawing board: * Nevada State Tourism Board 'Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling'
T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
* Ku Klux Klan valentine's day heart burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer Vatican Public Relations Office * 'Naughty Altar Boy'
limited edition ceramic figurine American Heart Association * Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries.
Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution * Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington.
Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA * Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers' Coat Competition National Society of Organ Donors * 'My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Brain Dead)'
Department of Homeland Security * Moving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code Red for a 'High Risk of Lovin''.
Break up valentines!
Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS
And now so do you!