Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.
Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!
Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!
Yo Mama is so fat That she got baptized At Sea World!
Yo mama is like a light switch, even a four year old, can turn her on!
Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom, and pissed her pants!