Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.
Yo mama is so thick She went to PC world To get some bananas!
Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo Mama is so ugly When she was kidnapped Her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Mama is so fat That when she put on a Malcom X jacket Helicopters try landing on her back!
Yo mama is like a light switch, even a four year old, can turn her on!
Yo Mama is so fat That she got baptized At Sea World!
Your mama is so fat.
Her stomach arrives home.
30 minutes before she does!
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom, and pissed her pants!