Yo mama is so fat, that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama is so stupid.
She bought a book.
On how to read!
Yo mama is so stupid I told her Christmas was right around the corner So she went looking for it!
Yo mama is so poor she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box!
Yo mama so fat She wakes up In sections!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I could check her blood pressure.
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A FIER TRUCK SHE BANT THE REMS.
Yo mama so ugly, they put her face on a laxative box, and sold it empty!