Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a key down the street I asked her what she was doing And she said she was moving!
Yo mama is so poor
She needs a kickstand
To hold up her house!
Yo mama is so fat I had to dip her in flour To find her wet patch!
Yo mama so tall, she tripped, and burnt her lip on the sun!
Yo mama is so skinny I sat on her lap And broke her leg!
Yo mama is so stupid She tripped over the cord Of a mobile phone!
Your mama teeth are so yellow That when she closed her mouth Her stomach lit up!
Yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy.She got stuck!
Yo mama so getto she had to walk on paperplates
Yo Mama is so stupid she took a TV guide to the movies.