Yo mama is so stupid She locked herself in the bathroom And peed herself!
Yo mama is so small You can see her feet On her drivers licence!
UR MAMMA IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE PASSED THE TOILET THE TOILET FLUSHED IT SELF
Yo momma is so fat that when she died she had to go to hell because god couldn't lift her up to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat Her waist size is 'Bitch lose some weight!'
Yo mama so hairy even Tarzan cant get through the jungle
Yo mama is so fat, she sells shades, in the summer!
Yo mama so dumb She thought TuPac Shakur Was a Jewish holiday!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said: 'To be continued!'
Yo mama is so small She poses For trophies!