Yo mama so hairy u can shave a jordan sighn on her and call her hair jordan
Yo mama is so fat Her waist size is 'Bitch lose some weight!'
Youre mama is so fat she fals off the bed both sides
Yo mama so stupid when she sees a school bus full of white people she says stop that Twinkie
Yo mama is so fat she took a spoon with her to the super bowl.
Yo mama so dumb, she climbed a glass wall, to see what was on the other side!
Yo mama got sacked From a sperm bank For drinking on the job!
Yo mama is so fat That she walked in front of the TV And I missed an entire two-hour special episode of 'The X-Files.'!
Yo mama is so fat, that when you tell her to move her fat ass, she has to move one cheek at a time!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said: 'To be continued!'