Yo mama is so small That she plays handball On the curb!
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
Yo Mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse.
Yo Mama is so fat That when I put her on the family tree The branch broke!
Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat She was floating in the ocean And Spain claimed her as the new world!
Yo mama so old, all of her dreams are in black and white!
Yo mama so fat,that when she rolls over in bed at night the neighbors scream'EARTHQUAKE'!!
Your Mums So Old She Farts Dust