Yo momma is like hardware store 50cent a screw
Your mama is so fat, that when she jumped on the scale, she saw her phone number.
Yo mama so fat She had to get baptized In the pacific ocean!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said we are the world
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on the bathroom scale!
Yo Mama is like a elephant She rolls on her back For peanuts!
Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
Your Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
Yo Mama is so stupid That she thought Johnny Cash Was a pay toilet!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'