Yo mama so fat, when she looked in a mirror, she made the mirror go anorexic!
You mamma is so stupid that on Friday the 13th she bought all the boxes of lucky charms!
Yo mama so poor When I rang her doorbell The toilet flushed!
Yo mama so fat, she got kicked out, of a all you can eat buffet!
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free samples from the butcher!
Your mama so stupid she died and broke the stair way to heaven
Your Mama's so fat she causes earthquakes and splits the earth.
Yo mama so hairy u can shave a jordan sighn on her and call her hair jordan
Youre mama is so fat she fals off the bed both sides
Yo mama is so fat she took a spoon with her to the super bowl.