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Yo Mama Jokes

This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Yo mama is so dumb She thought a quarter back Was a refund!

Yo Mama is so skinny Her nipples touch!

Yo mama is so poor When I asked her where the bathroom is She said 'Pick a corner!'

Yo mama is so stupid, she got run over, by a parked car!

Yo mama is so fat she sweats barbeque sauce.

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your mama is so poor she does her homework on an Etch-a-Sketch.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases, for socks!

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.