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This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases, for socks!


Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, 'No, I found one!'


Yo mama is so old I told her to act her age And she dropped dead!


Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.


Yo mama smells so bad, monkeys throw poop on her, to make her smell better!


Yo mama is so fat That when she hauls ass She gotta make two trips!


Yo mama so fat, one day she had one pair of tight yellow britches, she bent over to pick up a quarter, 3 guys got in, thought it was a yellow cab!


Yo mama is so poor, that when i steped on a burning cigarette she said 'hey who turned off the heat


Yo mama is so stupid She sold her car For gas money!


Ur mums so greasy i fucked her and my dick got fried





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