Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she tried to studiy for her breathalizer test.
Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.
Yo mama is so short, she has to look up to look down.
Yo mama so fat That when they told her to bring food for thanksgiving She brought rolls!
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Your mama is so dumb She tried To drown a fish!
Yo mama so fat, she steps on a scale, and it said, 'Please step away from the vehicle!'
Yo Mama so ugly, she made Halloween, everyday!