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Yo Mama Jokes

This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Your mama so dum she got locked in the bathroom and peeed on herself.

Yo muma is so fat when she went up to space everyone thought they spotted a new planet

Yo-mama is so fat when she saw the school bus she was about to eat it because it look like a twinky yellow on the outside and white in the middle

Yo mama is so fat, that when she sat on the toilet, it said, 'Abc, 123, get your fat ass off of me!'

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped out the window, she stretched the house!

Yo mama is so fat She went to the beach and the whales popped out of the ocean Singing: 'We Are Family, All My Brothers, Sisters, and Me!'

Your mamas so stinky that when she farts every body on the earth drops dead the second she farts

Your momma is so cheap, that when she found out that the boogey man was under your bed she started charging him for rent.

Yo mama is so stupid That she sold her car To buy gas!

Yo Mama so fat She fell down the Grand Canyon And got stuck!