Yo Mama is so stupid, when she took a drug test you asked if it was multiple choice.
Yo mama is so poor that i went over for dinner one day asked what was for dinner she laid on the table and spead her legs and said were haveing crabs!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped out a plane dressed in blue everyone said the sky was falling!
Yo muma is so fat when she went up to space everyone thought they spotted a new planet
Yo mama is so ugly, that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Your mama's so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and she said i got the power
Yo mama is so nasty Red Lobster kicked her out For bringing her own crabs!
Yo mama is so ugly, if there was such a thing as a ugly stick, she must have ran through an ugly forest!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.