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This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Yo mama is so poor She could only afford the word 'wel'
On her welcome mat!


Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.


Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.


Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


Yo mama is so stupid She locked herself in the toilet And pissed herself!


You so ugly, yo mama tried to sell you, at a yard sale!


Your mama so poor, when she went to mcdonalds she had to put a milkshake on layaway.


Yo mama is so poor that i went over for dinner one day asked what was for dinner she laid on the table and spead her legs and said were haveing crabs!


Yo mama so short, on her drivers licence photo, you can see here feet!


Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops, with a cheerio!





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