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This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops, with a cheerio!

Your mama is so old Jesus signed her yearbook

Yo mama so dumb, that she thought there was ice cream in the Super Bowl, so she brought a spoon!

Yo mama is so fat that 1 day she road a boat out to see and the waills started to sing (we are family eafen no your fater than me)

Your mammas so fat she has more chins then the chinese phone book.

Yo mama so ghetto She washes paper plates!

Yo mama so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch!

Yo mama is so ugly Her shadow runs away from her!

Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.

Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said 'The one on the roof.'

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