Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama is so stupid, when she took a drug test you asked if it was multiple choice.
You so ugly when yo mama kicked you out the house she got charged for littering.
Your mama is so fat she has more chins than a Chinaese phone book
YOUR GRANDMAMA WAS LISTENING TO CRIME MOB,ROCK YO HIPS AND SHE SAID I GOT 32 FLAVAS OF THAT BOOTILICIOUS BUBAGUM.AND THE 5 YEAR OLD SAID YOU GOY A BILLION 2 FLAVAS OF THAT UGLYLICIOUS BUBAGUM
Yo mama is so stupid she was on the highway to disney land and she saw a sign that said 'disney land left'so she turned around an went home.
Yo mama so old She left her wallet On Noah's Ark!
Yo mom is so fat she fell and china fellt it
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama is so fat, she has her on planet called, 'Mamatown'.