Yo mama is so stupid she flunked her blood test.
Yo mama so skinny, a guy mistaked her for a ice lolly stick
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to jamaca and started speaking japense.
Yo momma so ugly bob the builder said sorry cant fix it
Yo mama is so fat When she wore a Malcom X jacket A helicopter tried to land on her!
Yo mama is so fat even dora carnt explore her
Yo mama is so stupid.
She stood in front of an automatic door for three hours.
Looking for the doorknob!
Yo mama so dry The crabs carry canteens!
Yo mama so stupid She put make-up on head To make up her mind!