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Yo Mama Jokes

This page contains 10 Yo Mama Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Yo Mama Jokes first.

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama so skinny She can hoola hoop A cheerio!

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

Yo mama so poor When you ring her bell She sticks her head out the window And yells: 'DING DONG!'

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER.

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

Yo mama is so dumb She thought a ribbed condom Was soul food!

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said 'airport left.'
So she turned around and went home.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her phone number!

Yo mama is so hairy when you were born u almost died of rugburn