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Yo Mama So Ugly I Asked Her If Her Face Hurt
Captain 1 Ship On The Horizon
Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Georgia When They Were Struck By A Police Car Driven By A Drunken Cop
How Do You Make 5 Pounds Of Fat Look Good
When The Bride And The Groom Are Getting Married The Bride Is Thinking
A Man Dies And Appears At The Pearly Gates
I Think I Swallowed A Pillow
Why Has The Enron Scandal Been So Hard On ESL Teachers
Two Doctors Are In The Hallway Complaining About Nurse Nancy
A Mexican magician tells the audience
Did You Hear About The Boy Bubble Who Chased The Girl Bubble
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting
Yo Mama So Getto She Had To
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed A Desire To Become A Great Writer
What Do You Do To An Elephant With Three Balls
There Was A Tribe Of Indians And A Kid Went To The Chief
Minnie Tells Mickey She Wants A Divorce
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Was Born
Yo Momma Is So Fat That When She Jumped Up
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.