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This page contains 10 Animal Riddles. The riddles are in order of votes, the 235 Animal Riddles first. Click on the button for the answer!

What does a cute baby bat say before going to bed?

Answer!

Turn on the dark! Iím afraid of the light!

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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Answer!

None of them, because you canít get a banana from a coconut tree!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

Answer!

MOO-tels!

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What has a foot but no legs?

Answer!

A snail

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Answer!

Because it thought it was a chicken

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer!

Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner

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Why do Sharks only swim salt water?

Answer!

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Answer!

You are the smartest animal in the room (hopefully).

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Why did the crab cross the road?

Answer!

To get to the other the tide

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Who gives presents to baby sharks?

Answer!

Santa Jaws

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