How do you circumcise a hillbilly?Answer!
This word I know? Six letters it contains. Take away the last. and only twelve remains. What is the word?Answer!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?Answer!
We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?Answer!
A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?Answer!
What goes in the water black and comes out red?Answer!
What always murmurs but never talks, Always runs but never walks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a mouth but never speaksAnswer!
What's bigger than you, but doesn't weigh anything?Answer!
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?Answer!
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?Answer!