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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!

LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

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