Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.
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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.