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Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

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SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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