Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.

A feature is a bug with seniority

bite me

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

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