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Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
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A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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A Priest Was In His Room And Realised That His Rooster Was Missing
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Play Tag
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Walked Pass The
Why should we call the President Donald Duck Trump
What Do Lawyers Use For Birth Control
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Eats Cereal
You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider The Fifth Grade
What Do Blondes And Computers Have In Common
How Do You Get A One-armed Blonde Out Of A Tree 2
Yo Mama So Fat She Has To Wear A Watch
How Do The Mexicans Cut The Pizza
Why Didnít The Blonde Make The Gymnastics Team
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And An Inflatable Doll
Yo Mama Got Sacked From A Sperm Bank
Bubba Died In A Fire And His Body Was Burned Pretty Badly
Did You Hear About The Shoe Factory That Burnt Down
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
Secretaries Powell And Rumsfeld Are Sitting In A Bar
Why Do Women Like Making Love To Greg Norman The Australian Golfer
What Did The Water Say To The Boat
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!