Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation
Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Never miss a good chance to shut up

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!