Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE.

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

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More Sms Messages:


Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you


Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!


Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise


You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?


When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?