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We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

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Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…


#3 means everything#1&2


When god created the men he was only kidding


What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.


Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.


Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!


Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.


You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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