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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
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Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
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If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......
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Men are like bees when they r done they fly away n never come back.
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Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
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No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
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Familiarity breeds children

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask Jill if she wanna. Jill said Yes Pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.

yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!