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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
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They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
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A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
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Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds
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A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
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what do u get wen a Caterpillar walks and a parrot talks?
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.

Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain